Dear McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Sandwich,

I had a coupon to try one of you free, so I stopped by today for a taste. When I opened your packaging, you looked strangely familiar. Smooth bun, soft breading, and two pickles. Now I understand, you poor thing...you're having Chick-fil-A envy!

I don't blame you, really. Who wouldn't want to be my favorite sandwich on the planet? Problem is, you fall short. WAY short.

Thanks for trying.
Sincerely,
Amy